look at dat booty
show me da booty
gimme the booty
i want the booty
back up the booty
i need the booty
I like the booty
(Source: canadumb, via lolde-mort)
Obama is a directioner..Welcome to the family bro.
Am I the only one who’s brain went “There’s a pile of my clothes, at the end of your bed” ?
^^^ right?
lololol^^^
(Source: shizabout1d, via laughcentre)
(Source: jaidefinichon, via laughcentre)
I SAW THIS AD IN 2005 AND I’M STILL WONDERING WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY
WHY
IS HER HEAD SO TINY
NO I’VE GOT IT.
THOSE SKIN-COLOURED THINGS TO THE SIDE ARE NOT HER SHOULDERS.
THEY ARE ACTUALLY A CHAIR.
OH MY UGUCKING FGOD
(via laughcentre)
- Me: That'd make a great gif.
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- Me: That'd make a great gif.
- Me: That'd make a great gif.
- Me: I can't make gifs.
The awkward moment when you are using a car window as a mirror.
You’re all like:
You realise there are people in the car so you’re like:
Then the people in the car are like:
(Source: controversialism)
So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…
(via lolde-mort)
